Go-Go-Postal!

Welcome to the FUTURE! It’s the year 2000 AD! And here at EAT AT JOE’S PIZZERIA, the future is you!

EAT AT JOE’S PIZZERIA, formerly known as the New Durban colony of Callisto and renamed after popular (and financial) demand in the year 1995, is the third largest station orbiting the second largest moon of Jupiter and the largest sponsored space station in the galaxy as of today, the future; the year 2000! 

In the future year of 2000, EAT AT JOE'S PIZZERIA boasts flying cars, indoor swimming pools, crippling debt, the Ganymede Book of World Records title for worst drivers in the galaxy, but the coolest thing of all?

PACKAGE DELIVERY MECHAS. 

""Local"" Mecha Postal Service Go-Go-Listo will stop at nothing to ensure your package is delivered and on time with their patented Extendo-Arm™️ technology, ensuring that literally nothing will get in the way between them and your package delivery!

Delivery drivers smash, bash, and mash their way through traffic to make sure the package reaches its destination! The pay and stakes are low, but the octane is high!

Ethically, this might be an issue, but legally-- It’s fine(d) directly to the parent company! 

Don’t feel bad, it’s just the work culture! 
Apply to Go-Go-Listo today and Go-Go-Postal!

Controls:

W-A-S-D: Move your Mecha 
Space: Jump 
Left/Right Click: Punch your Extendo-Arms™️ and pick up packages!
Tab: View/Hide the Job Board!

Primary Team: 
"Ring-Ring Banana Gun"

Alexander Webb- 3D Art / Programming 
Honeydatura- 2D Art / Graphic Design / Writing 
Toine Scholtz- Sound Design / Music

Additional Credits:

Professor Oniera- Voice of Cheryl 
Allen Chan- Voice of Frank

Special Thanks: 

Nicholas Queen- Voice of Mom & Rival (Cut Content)

View the Full Soundtrack here!:

About the Mechjam III Build: 

Dear All Authorized Go-Go-Listo Delivery Personnel:

The following workplace concerns have come to our attention post Mechjam III:

• New Depot Employee Cheryl has been disabling the controls of delivery drivers post tutorial, spinning them out of control. This behavior will not be tolerated and will be addressed at a future date. Please remember to report any workplace health concerns related to Cheryl’s rampage directly to HR so we can throw them directly in the trash. 
  
  
• Veteran Employee Frank will not stop staring directly into the player’s eyes after a successful drop and whispering sweet nothings into their ear. It is making the new hires uncomfortable. Appropriate action will not be taken. Keep up the good work, Frank.
  
  
• We have received reports that some depots refuse to populate with more jobs. This is an error and not at all a result of depot worker strikes, but hey, nobody likes that district anyways.
• On rare occasions, delivery drivers report nearly being thrown into orbit due to strange interactions with their Extendo-Arms™️. For ease of delivery, Go-Go-Listo does not recommend delivery drivers launch themselves into orbit. It is unclear whether or not delivery drivers can survive in orbit. More testing is needed.

Sincerely, 
Go-Go Listo Corporate